Before Christmas, we looked at the conundrum of nude art in church, the key question being this: Do you hide or cover nudity so as not to offend unsuspecting churchgoers or do you leave it up out of respect for the artist? (See original post)
Answering this question is more difficult when some nudity seems to have real artistic value while other crosses a line. It is doubly vexing when the line is fuzzy and people can't agree on its location. Given these crux, I found myself recalling the great southern humorist Lewis Grizzard, who once distinguished between the terms naked and nekid. Naked, he quipped, is a polite term that means "not having any clothes on." Nekid is a folksy, deep-fried twist on naked that means "not having any clothes on and being up to something." Adam and Eve were naked. Pam and Tommy Lee were nekid
But a quick tour of the New Testament shows that the Grizzard Rule doesn't say enough. Biblically, there is naked, nekid, and naughty nekid. Naked is the shameless state of Adam and Eve, often experienced by children ages 3 and younger and old men ages 70 plus (confession: I once impersonated a European fountain during the outdoor portion of my great grandmother's funeral. I was too innocent to be embarrassed. Even at 3, I had a keen sense of comedic timing). Nekid is not having any clothes on and being up to something. Naughty nekid is a cotton-patch translation of the Greek word porneia, more properly rendered "fornication" or "sexual immorality."
Biblically we learn two things about the difference between nekid and naughty nekid. First, naughty nekid is uniformly condemned. "For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God" (1 Thess. 4:3-5). Secondly however, nekid does not always have to be naughty. In fact, nekid can actually be a safeguard against naughty: "Now concerning the matters about which you wrote, 'It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.' But because of temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband" (1 Cor. 7:1-3).
So what does this have to do with art hanging on the walls on Sunday morning? Using this teaching, we discovered several things: (a) there can be a genuine artistic distinction between various forms of no-clothes-wearing but...(b) many people are confused about these nuances, even the artists themselves, and so....(c) we took all naked/nekid/naughty nekid/we're-not-sure art down so as not to confuse the innocent or titillate the vulnerable or celebrate the vulgar. It was a matter of not wanting to "force" people to accept art that might be troublesome to them. We erred on the side of caution. But just to be fair to good art, we also banned all cheesy Christian kitsch.






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